romiwctw:

hoescallme-daddy:

angelic-collapse:

thesungoesdownlp:

imgoingtoriphislungsout:

kanayafempreg:

voiceofthemockingjay:

itspeteyyy:

I really hope she’s infertile and not pregnant. I hope they’re all infertile. And their family. And friends.

“it only takes round cards”

I hope they don’t breed

Reblogging for the last status/comment. Oh my

sometimes i love people just because of the raw entertainment i receive from their pure stupidity

laughing at their stupidity xD

(Source: offbow)

When you use an insult you saw on Tumblr in real life and people look at you like you’re a genius.

sodamnrelatable:

(Source: nowheretaylor, via raven-tennille-walker)

hiddlespeare:

allahmode:

ohpond:

everyone has that one episode that they have watched so many times that they not only can recite all the words but also know and can sing along to all the background music as well as knowing when every character breaths and moves and sighs

the sherlock fandom has 6 episodes like that

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at how true that is.

(via ruletheworldsomeday)

Imagine if we’re all still on Tumblr in our sixties.

livstarks:

we-must-unite:

cerezsis:

proudtobeahufflepuff:

the third time I’ve broken my hip this week

YOLO

“Screw the new version of ‘Harry Potter.’ EMMA WILL ALWAYS BE MY HERMIONE”

“Introduced the grandkids to Avatar today. They now know why their daddy’s name is Aang.”

“Just bought Adele’s newest album ‘Adele 74’!!”

“Can’t wait for series three of Sherlock.”

(Source: kisscolfer, via parkertomparker)

supermans-wand:

dammit.

(Source: cascentric, via monkeymcguiness)

nahshaw:

i went out to eat lunch with my mom and i forgot what a knife was called so i asked the waitress for “one of those things that you use to stab people with” 

(via monkeymcguiness)

Justin Timberlake fans singing “Mirrors” and Justin surprising them. [x]

(Source: munnis, via onedirectionjobrosthewanted)

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

(via slothsareametaphor)

Long live Luke McGuiness!!

jaybeers:

Just watch as he deals with hate for Jay and the boys

and my fave!

(Source: lukemcguinesss, via forevereagle18)

bbsykes:

♫ You cast a spell on me, spell on me
You hit me like the sky fell on me, fell on me
And I decided you look well on me, well on me
So let’s go somewhere no one else can see, you and me ♫

(via forevereagle18)

blacklistedgirl:

biowarefangirl:

shamusiel:

SEND ME A  ♪ I WILL PUT MUSIC ON SHUFFLE AND GIVE YOU A SONG AND MY FAVORITE LINE FROM IT

PLEASE

(via itssykeslove)

tyler-hoe-kley:

sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it

(via itssykeslove)

aaronntveit:

Aaron Tveit + just being Aaron Tveit

(via forevereagle18)

(via laurenthehuman)

“His parents were shiftless and unsuccessful farm people — his imagination had never really accepted them as his parents at all. The truth was that Jay Gatsby of West Egg, Long Island, sprang from his Platonic conception of himself. He was the son of God — a phrase which, if it means anything, means just that — and he must be about His Father’s business, the service of a vast, vulgar, and meretricious beauty. So he invented just the sort of Jay Gatsby that a seventeen-year-old boy would be likely to invent, and to this conception he was faithful to the end.”

(Source: goldhattedgatz, via okay-mcguiness-sure)